It is after a long time today that I revived my blog and publishing my first post on a new page. The inspiration for this post, apart from a few random conversations and a few movies, stems from the realization that women themselves can’t understand each other, so for men to do the same is like actually trying to put the toothpaste back in to the tube(you get the drift).
OK, so what I’m trying to say here is that apart from our common love for shopping & bitching(which we can do at any given time of the day), there is little that any woman would want to have in common with another. Here are a few pointers on what sets us apart:
1. We never have enough clothes: So this is a universal fact that we never have enough clothes even when our cupboards are bursting and can provide enough cloth to cover an entire country, but no, we can never have enough of them. The reason behind this fact is that we never want to be seen in the same clothes at any party with the same group, same as anyone else at the same place, same at any important meeting with the same client, same as the ones we were tagged in on FACEBOOK or same as a wannabe you know(because you obviously don’t want to be tagged as one too!!). Hence, we can never decide what to wear(a crisis bigger than the Fukushima nuclear plant on the verge of explosion).
2. We are always judging others: No matter who you are or how close you are to us, we are always judging you by what you say, what you wear, how you do things, where you work, how much you earn etc., you are always under our scrutinizing eyes.
3. We are more often than not, always confused: Be it clothes, shoes, food, men, we are always confused how to treat each one. We can never decide what to eat(will it go straight to the hip or the face), whom to date(rich & crass or smart & not-so-rich). I mean we are not gold-diggers per se and are all up for equal rights and all that jazz but if you just pass the buck and expect us to pay for ourselves all the time, the chances of you & I working out are as slim as the Olsen twins.
4. Our conversations are limited to three things: Shopping, Weight-loss & Men. All BFFs or otherwise can forever go on how we got a steal on the latest brands at the last sale(that are man’s gift to womankind) or how much we have put on or shed in the past few months and how guys never know how we want to be treated. I mean if you tell a girl ‘you look pretty’, she’d respond with a ‘Thank you’, but if you tell her ‘Have you lost some weight’, you’ll be her new BFF. Ha Ha.
5. We hardly ever see anyone who’s better than us: Similar to point no. 2, if we are always judging you is because we want to see if you can match our standards( no matter how superfluous), we might compliment our friends but inside we are just thinking how this dress would look so much better on me! LOL! Or how can that guy possibly date her, he should have gotten a girl like me(or me!).
6. We hide more than we show: Do not take this sentence literally because there are tons of females out there who would beg to disagree. I mean there’s so much going on inside us all the time(sneering at other females, hot guys, food, our boyfriends, marriage plans, in-laws, friends, affairs, secrets etc. etc.) that it would take a whole library if we sat down to pour thoughts, because unlike men who can only think about(Money, food & sex), we do have a brain but we are already using it for so many other things.
7. We are not dumb, we just want you to feel smart. I guess the point itself is self-explanatory of what I’m trying to convey.
8. We are not greedy, but needy: No we are not begging, but we want all the things in the world(tangible or intangible) and I think if we are the ones God decided should bring life and tolerate enormous amounts of pain men can only dream of bearing, then we damn well deserve all the things in the world for what we are and what we do.
Got it dude!!
